We’re going to get older whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives, or desperately cling to the past. Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! if you’ve never been through a matter transference beam before you’ve probably lost some salt and protein. The beer you had should have cushioned your system a bit. Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! Ogon' po gotovnosti! The things I do for love. Weight has nothing to do with it. Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! Holy Bullseye

It’s wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH.

It’s wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH.