Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam. Surrender to my will! You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons. So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. Holy Perfect Pitch That rug really tied the room together.

It's the grand champion! I can't believe it's you, standing here, next to me!

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light.