Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! Where are my testicles, Summer? You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Ohh yea, you gotta get schwifty. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. I'm not a man, I'm a weapon in human form. There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself.

I must have him dead and his line ended.