What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don't think about it. No more terrible disaster could befall your people than for them to fall into the hands of a Hero. Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks. There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her. Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand? I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. And I don't like you...jerk-off. Why walk when you can ride? J'ai une ame solitaire. She's dead... Wrapped in plastic.

Much to learn you still have my old padawan. ... This is just the beginning!

Eight-year-olds, Dude.