So what if the most meaningful day in your life was a simulation operating at minimum complexity. Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is. Wow, Bob, wow. Candy, candy -- he makes so much. Uncle Sweetshare has a magic touch! So it's back to the workshop in the snow! With lovely lanterns all aglow! He he! Ha ho! He he he ha ha ho! Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! Whether a gesture’s charming or alarming, depends on how it’s received. Welcome to Summoners Rift! Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element! Quiet, here comes the guard. You better do what they say.

Do not assume anything Obi-Wan. Clear your mind must be if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot.

Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam.