Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. Chuck Norris has root access to your system. So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. Pass into the Iris. ...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying. STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM! No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException. Holy Ashtray There is nothing better than true love in the whole world. Except a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean and the lettuce is nice and crisp. Ohhh you can't beat it.

Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't.

You know, this is — excuse me — a damn fine cup of coffee!