Fire in the hole! You want a Pepsi, pal, you're gonna pay for it. Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have. Holy Smokes Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever. He who controls the spice, controls the universe! I keep waiting for it to happen. I’m waiting for it to happen. I guess I’m just tired of waiting. And that is all I’m going to say on that subject. In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. That's gotta sting.

May your roads lead to warm sands.

Holy Agility