Meeseeks are not born into this world fumbling for meaning, Jerry! We are created to serve a single purpose, for which we go to any lengths to fulfill. Chuck Norris doesn't need a java compiler, he goes straight to .war It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. The North remembers. You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be. They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. Where are my testicles, Summer? I had a horrible nightmare. I dreamed that I went... back in time. It was terrible. The class object inherits from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.