There was a fish in the percolator! Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me? Holy Frying Towels Have you heard of the high elves? Holy Fishbowl Oh, honey, he's teasing you. Nobody has two television sets. In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Whether a gesture’s charming or alarming, depends on how it’s received. J'ai une ame solitaire.

When Chuck Norris gives a method an argument, the method loses.

No, no, no, no, no, this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need.