Where there's life there's hope. ...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying. Existence is pain to a meeseeks Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain. Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself. if you’ve never been through a matter transference beam before you’ve probably lost some salt and protein. The beer you had should have cushioned your system a bit. We’re going to get older whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives, or desperately cling to the past. There are a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen. Where there's life there's hope. I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.

If they don’t keep exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.