Magrathea itself disappeared and its memory soon passed into the obscurity of legend. In these enlightened days, of course, no one believes a word of it. "It works on my machine" always holds true for Chuck Norris. Wealth beyond measure, Outlander. When Chuck Norris presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete, worldwide computer restart is initiated. To attempt an understanding of Muad'Dib without understanding his mortal enemies, the Harkonnens, is to attempt seeing Truth without knowing Falsehood. It is the attempt to see the Light without knowing Darkness. It cannot be. If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. The rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist. Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

Whatever your tastes, Magrathea can cater for you. We are not proud.

Captain Teemo on duty.