Ready to set the world on fire... The young reed dies so easily. Beginnings are times of such peril. Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors. Holy Olfactory Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand? Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per hour, the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine. There are a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen. He killed them! All of those people! We… we have to get him before he gets us! We have to kill that murdering swine! Holy Spider Webs

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

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