In shield fighting, one moves fast on defense, slow on attack. Attack has the sole purpose of tricking the opponent into a misstep, setting him up for the attack sinister. The shield turns the fast blow, admits the slow kindjal! That rug really tied the room together. Quiet, here comes the guard. You better do what they say. Chuck Norris can unit test an entire application with a single assert. if you’ve never been through a matter transference beam before you’ve probably lost some salt and protein. The beer you had should have cushioned your system a bit. Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt, as that signifies a probability of failure. He goes bug killing. Crazy drunk driver. Wow, Bob, wow. He didn't fall? INCONCEIVABLE!

There is no need to try catching Chuck Norris' exceptions for recovery; every single throw he does is fatal.

Never underestimate the power of the Scout's code.

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