Magrathea itself disappeared and its memory soon passed into the obscurity of legend. In these enlightened days, of course, no one believes a word of it. I'll scout ahead! Skooma! Oh yeah… You want to… want to be my friend? I'll… I'll tell you what… Skooma's the only thing… the only thing I want… Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft. In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. It’s only half completed, I’m afraid – we haven’t even finished burying the artificial dinosaur skeletons in the crust yet. Tonight we hunt! Minefield deployed. Usul has called a big one. Again, it is the legend.

Quiet, here comes the guard. You better do what they say.

There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air.

• May your roads lead to warm sands.