That’s life, you know, we never end up where you thought you wanted to be. After all this time? Always. Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element! Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. Is this your homework, Larry? I am the walrus Weddings are basically funerals with cake. Where did you go to, if I may ask?' said Thorin to Gandalf as they rode along. To look ahead,' said he. And what brought you back in the nick of time?' Looking behind,' said he.

Chuck Norris doesn't get compiler errors, the language changes itself to accommodate Chuck Norris.

Holy Gullibility

• Chuck Norris is immutable. If something's going to change, it's going to have to be the rest of ...