We'll never survive. Nonsense, you're only saying that because nobody ever has. I'm not a man, I'm a weapon in human form. If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. Careful man, there's a beverage here! there’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out. Holy Roadblocks Welcome to the League of Draven. Chuck Norris does not use revision control software. None of his code has ever needed revision. Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

Earth: Mostly Harmless

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