Good relations with the Wookiees, I have. Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice. Stay away from my special lady friend, man. Wealth beyond measure, Outlander. Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air. Vamos esculachar! It's not how much you can lift. It's how good you look! Who wants a piece of the champ?!

I don't roll on Shabbos!

Not Draven; Draaaaven.