Fire in the hole! The Guild... they're fighting me in the mental vaults. They're behind everything. They fear the one who will come, who will know more, who will see more. The Guild is behind everything. It's not finished yet. I'm not formed. When Chuck Norris gives a method an argument, the method loses. Mundo will go where he pleases! Power is a curious thing. Who lives, Who dies. Power resides where men believe it resides. It is a trick, A shadow on the wall. Holy Hamburger Holy Fly Trap He didn't fall? INCONCEIVABLE! On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident.

Anyway, your Grandpa hit him with the car and brought him into the house. He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy, and my heart just went out to him.

• That's the difference between you and me, Morty. I never go back to the carpet store.
• May the hair on your toes never fall out!