There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. Mark it zero! My right arm is a lot stronger than my left. Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors. Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe, because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets. I don't get it and I don't need to. Mundo will go where he pleases! Holy Liftoff Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Come on, live a little... while you can!

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

• After all this time? Always.