You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble. He who controls the spice, controls the universe! I mean Paul Atreides. We want him killed. I did not say this. I am not here. Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on? He's a good man...and thorough. So you're my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid. I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

The first rule of space travel kids is always check out distress beacons. Nine out of ten times it's a ship full of dead aliens and a bunch of free shit! One out of ten times it's a deadly trap, but... I'm ready to roll those dice!

Oh Summer, haha first race war, huh?

• It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.