Oh yeah, If you think my Rick is Dead, then he is alive. If you think you're safe, then he's coming for you. It's not how much you can lift. It's how good you look! Having a family doesn't mean that you stop being an individual. On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons. Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines! Where did you go to, if I may ask?' said Thorin to Gandalf as they rode along. To look ahead,' said he. And what brought you back in the nick of time?' Looking behind,' said he. That rug really tied the room together. Chuck Norris doesn't need a java compiler, he goes straight to .war There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air.

...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying.

May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks.

• Evolution? they said to themselves, Who needs it?
• What is better: To be born good, or to overcome one's evil nature through great effort?
• Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt, as that signifies a probability of failure. He goes bug killing.