Holy Polar Front Let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll. Chuck Norris does not use revision control software. None of his code has ever needed revision. Ohh yea, you gotta get schwifty. Chuck Norris does not use exceptions when programming. He has not been able to identify any of his code that is not exceptional. Treasure the gifts of friendship. Seek joy and inspiration in the mysteries of love. To attempt an understanding of Muad'Dib without understanding his mortal enemies, the Harkonnens, is to attempt seeing Truth without knowing Falsehood. It is the attempt to see the Light without knowing Darkness. It cannot be. Through the darkness of future's past, the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... "Fire... walk with me." Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.

I never could bring myself to trust a traitor. Not even a traitor I created.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

• When Chuck Norris' code fails to compile the compiler apologises.
• By my will, this shall be finished!
• They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident.