Bring in that floating fat man, the Baron! We are men of action. Lies do not become us. I keep waiting for it to happen. I’m waiting for it to happen. I guess I’m just tired of waiting. And that is all I’m going to say on that subject. The best techniques are passed on by the survivors. It's not how much you can lift. It's how good you look! It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! Some may call this junk, me, I call them treasures.

When Chuck Norris presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete, worldwide computer restart is initiated.

You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be.

• It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
• There are no heroes...in life, the monsters win.