He's a Peeping Tom! Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself. Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear? Activating Self Destruct Sequence. Holy Knit One Purl Two That’s life, you know, we never end up where you thought you wanted to be. The things I do for love. And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. Where are my testicles, Summer?

Chuck Norris doesn't need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

Holy Rheostat

• It's easier to be terrified by an enemy you admire.
• That’s life, you know, we never end up where you thought you wanted to be.
• All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes
• Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.