The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life. Chuck Norris can access private methods. There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air. A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick(). As you wish. Holy Surprise Party I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

The North remembers.

Chuck Norris doesn't have performance bottlenecks. He just makes the universe wait its turn.

• This aggression will not stand, man.