But first things first. To the death! Chuck Norris can use GOTO as much as he wants to. Telling him otherwise is considered harmful. Holy Stalactites To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. There are no heroes...in life, the monsters win. Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is! Holy Standstills Anyway, your Grandpa hit him with the car and brought him into the house. He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy, and my heart just went out to him.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.

• Things are not always as they seemed, much that may seem evil can be good.
• Fire in the hole!