HI! I'M MR MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME! It seemed to me that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane. Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions... and have them return. I'll scout ahead! Holy Bunions Can't wait to count out your coin! Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft. Don’t Panic MAY A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA. WE'VE ALL HAD OUR SOCKS TOSSED AROUND.

Oh, honey, he's teasing you. Nobody has two television sets.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

• It's high noon.