It seemed to me that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane. Have you seen my Bear Tibbers? You only have to click once, fool! My lord, I suspect an incredible secret has been kept on this planet: that the Fremen exist in vast numbers - vast. And it is they who control Arrakis. Chuck Norris doesn't have performance bottlenecks. He just makes the universe wait its turn. Laughter is poison to fear. Die! Die! Die! Now, Biff, I want to make sure that we get two coats of wax this time, not just one. Bombs away!

This aggression will not stand, man.

Change will preserve us! It is the lifeblood of the world. It will move mountains! It will mount movements!

• Will you open up the exit hatch, please, computer?