You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Oh Summer, haha first race war, huh? You're a wizard, Harry. If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air. When you play a game of thrones you win or you die. Mundo will go where he pleases! Fire at will! Chuck Norris' preferred IDE is hexedit.

May the hair on your toes never fall out!

You will find only what you bring in.

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