You are entering a world of pain. You're a wizard, Harry. There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft. If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. It’s wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH. Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT Power is a curious thing. Who lives, Who dies. Power resides where men believe it resides. It is a trick, A shadow on the wall.

May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks.

Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

• That is why you fail.