No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException. So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. It has been a pleasure speaking to you. No wonder your president has to be an actor. He's gotta look good on television. It's a figure of speech, Morty! They're bureaucrats! I don't respect them. Just keep shooting, Morty! You have no idea what prison is like here! Alla till mig! How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? ok. Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself.

We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.

Oh, I'm sorry Morty, are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid?

• The Dude abides.
• Sheggorath, you are the Skooma Cat, for what is crazier than a cat on skooma?