What about all that talk about screwing up future events? The space-time continuum? You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be. Well, you're safe and sound now, back in good old 1955. Fire in the hole! You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve. Tonight we hunt! Your weapons, you will not need them. Minefield deployed. Vendetta, he says, using the ancient tongue. The art of kanly is still alive in the Universe. He does not wish to meet or speak with you.

There is no need to try catching Chuck Norris' exceptions for recovery; every single throw he does is fatal.

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

• ok.
• As you wish.