Evolution? they said to themselves, Who needs it? May the hair on your toes never fall out! According to the legends, the Magratheans lived most of their lives underground. It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. Now, Biff, I want to make sure that we get two coats of wax this time, not just one. Oh, I'm sorry Morty, are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid? Before I do your bidding, manling, I must cleanse the way between us. You've put a water burden on me that I'm not sure I care to support. But we Fremen pay our debts The early bird guts the worm! Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself.

Change will preserve us! It is the lifeblood of the world. It will move mountains! It will mount movements!

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