Chuck Norris' beard is immutable. Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride. Parts of the inside of her head screamed at other parts of the inside of her head. I don't roll on Shabbos! You only have to click once, fool! Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is. Are you coming down into the pit? Westly's got his strength back, I'm starting him on the machine tonight. Holy Backfire When Chuck Norris presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete, worldwide computer restart is initiated.

Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.

Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect.

• That gum you like is going to come back in style.
• Whether a gesture’s charming or alarming, depends on how it’s received.
• It’s wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH.