Holy Cosmos Master yourself, master the enemy. Quiet, here comes the guard. You better do what they say. When a bug sees Chuck Norris, it flees screaming in terror, and then immediately self-destructs to avoid being roundhouse-kicked. Who's President of the United States in 1985? Ronald Reagan? The actor? Ha! Then whose vice president? Jerry Lewis? It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can. No! It requires something with a little more kick...plutonium! A man, a woman and a yordle walk into the sun. They die! Because it burns them alive? heh heh heh heh

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