This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. Fire in the hole! The spice must flow Come on, live a little... while you can! Experience tranquility. Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. Oh, honey, he's teasing you. Nobody has two television sets. It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. The highest function of ecology is understanding consequences.

Candy, candy -- he makes so much. Uncle Sweetshare has a magic touch! So it's back to the workshop in the snow! With lovely lanterns all aglow! He he! Ha ho! He he he ha ha ho!

There are no heroes...in life, the monsters win.

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• Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam withi...
• Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.