Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I'll sleep more easily by night. Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air. Evolution? they said to themselves, Who needs it? They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks. Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well. Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on? Biff. What a character. Always trying to get away with something. I've had to stay on top of Biff ever since high school. Although, if it wasn't for him... There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.

YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT

Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!

• Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
• Wait for it...
• Chuck Norris doesn't have performance bottlenecks. He just makes the universe wait its turn.