There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. You will find only what you bring in. Holy Jitter Bugs I keep waiting for it to happen. I’m waiting for it to happen. I guess I’m just tired of waiting. And that is all I’m going to say on that subject. You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be. Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand? Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll.

Chuck Norris never gets a syntax error. Instead, the language gets a DoesNotConformToChuck error.

I don't get it and I don't need to.

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