A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct. The things I do for love. When we understand the events that occur to us, the events become history. History is understanding. Otherwise we are all just dumb animals trying to get in out of the cold. I can't believe you'd loan me your car without telling me it had a blind spot. I could've been killed! I'd be a lot happier and a lot warmer with a belly full of mead. Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. Existence is pain to a meeseeks Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain. Area denied. It has been a pleasure speaking to you.

Who wants some Draven? Heheheh.

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