Holy Jelly Molds Hey, Dad! George! Hey, you on the bike! 'You have nice manners for a thief and a liar,' said the dragon. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per hour, the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine. Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear? It’s only half completed, I’m afraid – we haven’t even finished burying the artificial dinosaur skeletons in the crust yet. It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise. Hey, you! Get your damn hands off her!

One of the most terrible moments in a boy's life ... is when he discovers his father and mother are human beings who share a love that he can never quite taste. It's a loss, an awakening to the fact that the world is there and here and we are in ...

Holy Camouflage

• Chuck Norris doesn't program with a keyboard. He stares the computer down until it does what he ...
• Great, now I have to take over an entire planet because of your stupid boobs.
• Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
• By my will, this shall be finished!