No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home. Oh, let's break it down! 42 Time's up! What a fool you are. I'm a god! How can you kill a god? How could you be so naive? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. There is no escape. No recall or intervention works in this place. Come, lay down your weapons. It is not to late for my mercy. Holy Rainbow It seemed to me that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane. Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

You're a wizard, Harry.

• I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.