Chuck Norris never gets a syntax error. Instead, the language gets a DoesNotConformToChuck error. The road goes ever on and on Holy Encore Clearing the area. I have no idea where this will lead us. But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange. She's dead... Wrapped in plastic. You're a wizard, Harry. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. There is nothing better than true love in the whole world. Except a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean and the lettuce is nice and crisp. Ohhh you can't beat it.

I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

It’s only half completed, I’m afraid – we haven’t even finished burying the artificial dinosaur skeletons in the crust yet.

• Rally to me!