Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have. Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is! Will this sadness that makes me cry my heart out — will it ever end? The answer, of course, is yes. One day the sadness will end. Mark it zero! Holy Smoke Mark it zero! You only have to click once, fool! Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe, because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets. Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond. It's cold, and hard, and brilliant.

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes

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