Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It’s this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I’m living in The Real World House! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I’m talking about Hawaii, and after! It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. Oh, I'm sorry Morty, are you the scientist or are you the kid who wanted to get laid? Growth is limited by that necessity which is present in the least amount. And, naturally, the least favorable condition controls the growth rate. He's not a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's. Сила — спільник мій, і спільник могутній. Життя її створює, вирощує I'm not a witch I'm your wife. But after what you just said I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore. Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war...

Holy Mermaid

Holy Shamrocks

• Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
• You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A h...