Through the darkness of future's past, the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... "Fire... walk with me." It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. There is no god, Summer; gotta rip that band-aid off now you'll thank me later. There is nothing regular about Chuck Norris' expressions. Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before. The King's stinken son fired me and thank you so much for bringing up such a rotten subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pore lemon juice on it. We're closed! Nerf this! Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air. Holy Cliche

Mind if I do a J?

I don't roll on Shabbos!

• Chuck Norris doesn't need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
• Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
• Mundo will go where he pleases!