Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread. Where there's life there's hope. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Rally to me! Harry, is that bag smiling? May the hair on your toes never fall out! J'ai une ame solitaire. Brave hearts beat lesser ones. That's the decider. Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride.

Treasure the gifts of friendship. Seek joy and inspiration in the mysteries of love.

...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying.

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