The future is scary but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. It's easier to be terrified by an enemy you admire. It seemed to me that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Not Draven; Draaaaven. Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't program with a keyboard. He stares the computer down until it does what he wants. Eight-year-olds, Dude. I'm perfectly calm, Dude.

Holy Heartbreak

The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life.

• To answer power with power, the Jedi way this is not. In this war, a danger there is, of losing ...