there’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out. Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam. Hammer DOWN! I have no idea where this will lead us. But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange. Holy Armour Plate There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her. It’s wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH. Holy Wedding Cake All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes

That rug really tied the room together.

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

• Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
• Holy Time Bomb