Can't wait to count out your coin! Chuck Norris can read all encrypted data, because nothing can hide from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI. You're like Hitler, except...Hitler cared about Germany, or something. Holy Murder It’s wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH. За ним довго спостерігав я It seemed to me that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane. May the hair on your toes never fall out!

V.I. Lenin. Vladimir! Ilyich! Ulyanov!

Holy Homicide

• Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!
• Hut, two, three, four. Yes, sir!
• Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.