Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever. Hey, McFly! I thought I told you never to come in here. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. No lollygagin Nothing burns like the cold. So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1). We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. My right arm is a lot stronger than my left.

It's easier to be terrified by an enemy you admire.

Chuck Norris is immutable. If something's going to change, it's going to have to be the rest of the universe.